A world of smokers
The Economist has a break-down of smoking by country. Greece is at the top with 3000 ciggies per year per person with India at the bottom at less than 100 per person per year.
Here is my in-depth, PC-free analysis of the results:
Greece (3000): You’d rather smell the fish I gutted this morning?
Ukraine (2500): I’ve got bigger problems e.g. Chernobyl.
Slovenia (2500): It is our capitalistic right to smoke!
Russia (2000): You’d rather I drank stolichnaya?
Spain (2000): It’s either the bulls or the smokes.
Japan (2000): Raw, fermented eel taste better after 10 smokes.
Lebanon (1500): A gift of secondary smoke for our neighbors down South.
South Korea (1500): You’d smoke too with our nuclear-happy neighbours up North.
China (1500): The Chairman never said nothing about smoking.
United States (1000): Yippee kay ya mother…
Cuba (1000): One more box and my cigarette boat is complete! Miami here I come!
France (500): I do it to spite you, English prick!
Britain (500): Can’t let those frogs beat us at yet another thing eh!
Brazil (500): All this sex…
South Africa (500): It’s like a portable braai.
India (100): Maybe I come back as a vending machine.
Kids. Don’t smoke. Cheaper ways of killing yourself.
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