How does the world see you?
“Belle & Sebastian” would say like “Another Sunny Day.”
Will I have a happy life?
It will be a “Strong” life, a “Robbie Williams” life.
What do my friends really think of me?
“Rachid Taha” says I am “Barra Barra” but I haven’t got a clue what he is on about.
What do people secretly think of me?
That I am looking for the “The Meaning Of Soul” but am somewhat of an “Oasis” in the desert.
How can I be happy?
“Do,” just do, like “The White Stripes.”
Will I ever have children?
I will “Still Take You Home” to spawn “Arctic Monkeys.”
What is some good advice for me?
To “Feel” “Robbie Williams” up. Go on, you know you want to.
(My iPod is playing a lot of Robbie Williams this morning. What gives?)
How will I be remembered?
For my “Faithless” belief in weapons of “Mass Destruction.”
What is my signature dancing song?
It is an “Evergreen” song for the “Faithless” amongst us.
What do I think my current theme song is?
It took “15 Minutes” to figure out but then I had “The Strokes” of luck.
(That was a terribly tortured sentence.)
What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
It was a “Massive Attack” on my friends when they realised I was so “Sly.”
What song will play at my funeral?
“The Strokes” will line up alongside the pews under the “Evening Sun” and play.
What is my day going to be like?
It will be “The White Stripes” on a mirror finishing with “One More Cup of Coffee.”
The iPod Meme. Instructions: Go to your music player of choice and put it on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud, and press play. Use the song title as the answer to the question.
