Posts Tagged ‘Humour’

How to start each day

Friday, October 3rd, 2008

1. Open a new file in your computer.
2. Name it “Robert Mugabe”.
3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.
4. Empty the Recycle Bin.
5. Your PC will ask you. “Do you really want to get rid of “Robert Mugabe ?”
6. Firmly Click “Yes.”
7. Feel better?

Tomorrow we’ll do George Bush.

(Not for us Mac heads but it made me laugh, in a sad way. Bugger, so negative. George and Mad Bob just need hugs I reckon. Maybe a pint down at the local and a good talking to by their moms. But definitely loads of hugs. And counseling.)

The best video… in the world

Friday, September 26th, 2008

Love him or hate him, Jeremy Clarkson of Top Gear fame is a character. The man knows no shame and speaks his mind. He also gets to drive nice cars, pollute the environment, insult lesbians, econazis, politicians, women and pretty much everyone else. He is nothing but fair in his abuse.

So it’s great to see a bit of Monty Pythonesque humour applied to the legend that is Clarkson. Presenting, Clarkson Island.

… in the world.

(And for The Stig fans, he makes an appearance, watch till the end.)

Yo ho ho!

Friday, September 19th, 2008

Yarr! Me hearties, tis nearly the end of ye Talk Like A Pirate Day, yarr! Shiver me timbers tis a hearty day it was. Kiss yer missus like yer never comin’a back and yo ho ho its a pirates life for me, yarr!

“John never knew his father, an out-of-work freelance U-boat captain” aka The Olympics

Tuesday, August 19th, 2008

It was almost like he was catatonic. But then, when called upon in class, he was able, at an early age, to take a fresh, cogent thought that a classmate had made moments before and restate it as if it were his own. I knew then that he had the raw skills to become a truly great middle-management-meeting Olympian.

The New Yorker has an hilarious take on middle-management as an Olympic sport[^].

I’m not terribly interested in the Olympics to be honest. I’d have to follow the exploits of track and field stars in the years leading up to the games to be really interested in these grand finals. And frankly there are more interesting sports; rugby, cricket, tennis, ludo, monopoly and even soccer.

The opening and closing ceremonies are good to watch and the odd swimming event catches my attention but as a friend so kindly puts it; “The Olympics could be held in my back garden and I wouldn’t even bother to get off the couch and open the curtains.”